Boooo! Quite Uncool

Before the 1989 Revolution which attempted to put the country back on the democratic track it had been taken off by the Soviet Union, two things were known about Romania by almost anyone abroad: girls’ gymnastics and communism. 

More than 20 years after the collapse of the Soviet Union, here’s a strange rendition of the moment the West united with Russia to decide spheres of influence over that country :-)

When Romania’s girls’ fencing team won the gold in the European Championships in Sheffield, everything seemed to go smoothly. Medals were hung around their necks, little souvenirs handed over... then, at minute 4:35 of this video, the whole team leaves the podium in the middle of the ceremony! Only to be replaced, moments later, by smiling Russian and French girls, silver and bronze medallists. The Russians went as far as to sit on the podium while the Romanians were nowhere to be seen. 

How rude of the Romanians to leave this way, many people are likely to say. But maybe if they knew that the old, communist anthem of Romania was played during the ceremony instead of the one chosen by the country when it got rid of the communist dictatorship at the price of more than 1,000 lives, they’d be more sympathetic.

British Jobs for British Boners

A story going around on forums for existing and would-be migrants to the UK has a headline that makes you really want to click on it, even if you have no interest in the subject. 

Here's the headline: "UK Closes Door Against Foreign Boners." Ouch!  

I humbly submit an alternative headline: "British Jobs for British Boners." Not as suggestive, I agree, but at least the image it puts into your mind is not that painful – unless you're thinking of Lorena Bobbitt. 

Cheap (and vulgar) shot, I know. Sorry...

A London Landmark Will Soon Disappear

OK, I admit it; I am a foreigner in London. That means I’m not used to how things are done here and should probably keep my mouth shut.

But one of the things I really enjoy in London is now in danger of disappearing. No, it’s not a pretentious pub or restaurant in the City, nor a trendy boutique somewhere near Covent Garden, nor a stall in Greenwich Market (the shiny, touristy one).

I’m talking about Streatham Ice Rink. I’ve only discovered it recently, after skating unenthusiastically on the tiny, crowded and cheekily expensive open-air rink at Somerset House, changing my mind about going on the half-flooded surface of the rink outside the Natural History Museum and staring in disbelief at the minuscule rink in Canary Wharf before deciding the "experience" was not worth the price of the ticket. 

Streatham Ice Rink, at the first look, is nothing extraordinary – actually, it could not be more ordinary. But this is exactly what I like about it. It’s unassuming, simple and genuine- things that are harder and harder to find in London these days.

If you’re tired of the crowds of tourists and the well-off-looking skaters you bump into on rinks closer to the Square Mile - where, besides skating, you are invited to try an "unique experience" consisting of adjacent "activities" such as sipping various overpriced drinks or nibbling various equally overpriced exotic things  - go to Streatham Ice Rink. It offers only what it promises: great skating.

The ice is incredibly good. No scratches or uneven surfaces, no water on ice, and you’re inside – so you can pass a rainy weekend skating. The staff are friendly, the skaters are nice.

Granted, it could do with a lick of paint and the toilets and the cafeteria are in need of some improvements. But these are minor inconveniences when you think that Streatham Ice Rink is 78 years old. Think about how many kids skated there who now, as adults, remember those moments as maybe some of the happiest of their lives. 

I am gutted at the thought that all this will all go in a few months – weeks maybe. Tesco got permission from the Lambeth Council to redevelop the area and they say they will build a temporary rink somewhere in Brixton until they manage to replace Streatham Ice Rink within their new development – which will include a supermarket and houses.

Their new rink – when, but especially if it is finished – will perhaps be shinier, more colourful and will offer "modern facilities." But in the meantime they will demolish a London landmark and bulldoze over thousands of childhood memories – and nobody seems to give a toss.