A story going around on forums for existing and would-be migrants to the UK has a headline that makes you really want to click on it, even if you have no interest in the subject.
Here's the headline: "UK Closes Door Against Foreign Boners." Ouch!
I humbly submit an alternative headline: "British Jobs for British Boners." Not as suggestive, I agree, but at least the image it puts into your mind is not that painful – unless you're thinking of Lorena Bobbitt.
Cheap (and vulgar) shot, I know. Sorry...
